I wonder what the LPS (Lethbridge Police Service) is up to? Maybe they are scared I may find something out or have found something out? I do know a lot of money goes from Lethbridge to other parts of the world. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out just drop by the post office or any other place where you can send money from. Canada is known to have lots of terrorists who call it home. Perhaps some are here right now in Lethbridge. I do know that in other places in Canada they are recruiting people. As for the LPS they are kinda’ kooky in my opinion, one thing I share in common with a politician is they harass me. Here’s a little story I am sure they don’t like https://readpassage.com/police-in-alberta-have-been-stalking-an-ndp-politician/. He’s a little story about how how one unfortunate soul got treated by them. If you listen to the audio it sounds like this is some backwater hick town which it is & this proves it https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/lethbridge-police-stormtrooper-arrest-1.6102592. If you are from another country or security service you might find something here you might have overlooked due to it’s location & size. Also if the LPS is curious about me if they could travel back in time a little more than 16 years ago some folks from the RCMP National Security Investigation Section (“D” Division) probably could set them straight. I was never a cop or anything like that but I’ve crossed paths with all sorts of folks, maybe even time travellers & aliens, just kidding. Speaking of aliens I think somewhere out there, there is someone or something else with all the billions upon billions of stars there are we can’t be the only ones.
Only after thinking about this for a bit I invite people from across the world to read this & leave a comment if you think the LPS are being dorks. You get bonus points if say who you are from, It would be nice to let the LPS know that other people know what is going on here. Or even better yet come for a visit. The sooner the better though who knows what might get shuffled around? If you are wondering what unit I am from it’s called The Space Cowboys & there is only one person per country so you have to be more elite than the elite, elite. Just kidding. I am just a poet who sometimes plays guitar, likes to play poker & have a good conversation. Good conversationalists are few & far between.
For those that have been long time readers you know that strange things happen in my life. Anyhow “What’s Going On In Lethbridge?”. Right now I am in a hornet’s nest & have no one to watch my back. If you are from some spy agency or whatever I could literally be holding a lightning rod right now. I am at the point where I’d rather go do landmine removal in Afghanistan then stay here. Or maybe if someone needs someone to man a safehouse where people could come to decompress I’d be a good fit for that. In the past I have worked at a Safehouse. Anyhow just making a post about it gives me some relief & if anything happens this is the starting point where you could do some backtracking from. Anyhow people are asking me when the next book is coming out & I’ve been thinking of doing a comedy, futuristic espionage type book. If you are familiar with some of my other blogs that might give you a reference point. Here’s my beautiful mug for those who don’t know what I look like. Why can’t people just leave me alone? I just want to live an ordinary life. Actually a normal life was probably never in the books for me. I should’ve just stayed in Cowtown & continue what I was doing there. I had the dream job of working for the city in their Parks department. I worked the spring, summer & fall & had the winters off. I was the so called “King of Calgary” entertainment wise & other things. I miss dance, stiltwalking, jamming, playing with the blues players, doing community theatre, being an extra in TV & films, plus a bunch of other stuff. Here I am just getting old & fat. There’s not much that inspires me. So there you have it, the Lethbridge Police Service is up to something, but what? Maybe come here & find out.
Tonight I’ve been feeling like I should be somewhere else, but where is that? I’ve been stuck in Lethy for far too long. In a week I will be 50 years old, that is a miracle. The doctors when they patched the hole in my heart when I was 12 told me I’d only live to my 30’s if I was lucky. Anyhow if I was supposed to be somewhere else maybe in another dimension I am there, certainly not in this one. I’ve been having dreams about being in the army again I never was but in my dreams I have been. Usually I am in some kind of special forces outfit. I can’t remember the missions but I do know they were interesting because when I wake up I try to go back to sleep & continue with whatever was going on. Speaking of special forces there is espionage which is another favourite subject of mine. I don’t know if the dude from CSIS still reads this but I thought that was kinda’ interesting he made a few comments in the past. What I’d really like to know is what’s on file about me? Jeff is a poet who frequents coffeee shops writes poetry & who knows what else. I am too old for that right now I kinda’ wish I could go back in time & maybe have joined the CAF or CSIS. Only after getting this old seeing what they offer on the internet is interesting. When I was 20 there wasn’t much stuff out there. Anyhow enough of that.
Today we had some students come to our building to do their practicum & they were into massage I was gonna’ write masseuses but I don’t know if I got the spelling right. Anyhow I had this girl & she had hands like iron there were a few times I was gonna’ tell her to go a little bit easier but she said I had muscles like concrete. On Saturdays & Sundays we play poker. It’s a variant so it took me 2 evenings to figure out how they played. I have to learn to bluff more. Anyhow one night it got down to just 2 ladies & myself & we were just shuffling the chips around, someone would win then someone else & on & on it went, in the end we just spit the pot 3 ways because we were all tired, etc.. On Monday & Tuesday we play dice. I don’t know how to describe the game except to say it takes less brains than poker. I was gonna’ say something else but I forgot, that has been happening more often lately. Maybe I am heading down the dementia road. Oh yeah I befriended another musician & he showed me some finger style exercises, once I got those down he might show me more. Guitar is a thing that I’ve lost my way in, when John Lee Hooker died my dreams died. My dream was to one day play with him. Anyhow that’s it for now.
the chronicles of jeff w godin 